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Rectum Plushie - Bringing Up The Rear - I HEART GUTS

Rectum Plushie - Bringing Up The Rear - I HEART GUTS

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Snuggle up with this super-soft, high-quality plush rectum plush -- it might be the cutest rectum you'll ever lay your eyes on. Get to the bottom of all things rectum with our booklet hangtag, full of fecal facts and fun artwork. Measures 9"x10"x3".  We promise snuggling this rectum after surgery will warm hearts and spark smiles. Handmade with recycled plastic bottle stuffing at an ethically-certified factory and imported— a feel-good gift inside and out! Ages 3 and up. Designed in California, handmade in China.

This rectum plushie draws awareness to a variety of serious health issues, including rectal surgery, colorectal cancer, IBD, IBS, anal cancer, Crohn's and colitis. If you need to tear someone a new one, start with the plush butthole! 100% polyester. 

What does the rectum do? The rectum is the last stop for poop! The butt of many jokes, the rectum plays a serious role when it comes to pooping. This fecal loading dock is lined with nerve endings that, when filled with poop, tell the brain to find a bathroom pronto. Strong muscles push the poop out of the rectum and through the anus and, if you’re lucky, into the toilet! Vertical folds in rectum, called the Columns of Morgagni, are named after the lucky Giovanni Battista Morgagni, probably by one of his disgruntled former interns. Butts up!

This waste disposal champ makes a great gift for potty trainers and colorectal surgeons alike. Your colorectal surgeon will love you forever if you bring them a rectum stuffed animal.

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